1 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:29,483 Here are JDD Jake and the friends. 2 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,819 There they go, all hot and bothered. 3 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,364 Now let's see Matt Ribbon with the black old panther 4 00:02:35,364 --> 00:02:40,202 and our leader Matt Sticka from back on the river. 5 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:43,580 But Haynie's Blue is back from the ranks. 6 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:57,344 And if you're really ready, let it happen! 7 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:58,303 Go! 8 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,347 Oh and Rupert in there sagging 9 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:02,849 off the lead from old spotted Farmer San Tromeno. 10 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:06,895 Oh no, don't wanna let him go so easy Jack, oh ho. 11 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:09,564 Get your Tweety Birds here, get Tweety Birds here. 12 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:12,943 Tweety Birds, get your Tweety Birds here. 13 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:17,239 - Can I have a Tweety Bird? - No. 14 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:18,865 Happy Halloween at the first race 15 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:21,493 session of the Huckleberry Hodown, there's Bobby River 16 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:25,247 in that old T-66 in that double-rumble seater. 17 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:28,208 It's a seven county scuba heater, he's the winner 18 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,711 once he lets him overdo it every Sunday, Monday. 19 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:34,256 You see, I said it was too crowded. 20 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:36,091 Didn't I say it was too crowded? 21 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,467 You said, you said. 22 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:40,220 Darlene, sit down so you won't make a spectacle. 23 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:49,438 Oh my God. 24 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:51,773 See if there's any blood on the track. 25 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:54,484 - Don't go away, it looks okay. - Did you see that? 26 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:57,362 I'm not impressed by reckless driving. 27 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,967 Hear that sound, a figure eight. 28 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,927 Missed call, sound of the midgets. 29 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,512 Figure eight sounds more like. 30 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:28,602 Seriously Hoover, you're crazy. 31 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:29,895 Don't you think we ought a finish the route first? 32 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:31,313 I mean my father's in here, you know. 33 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:33,982 Yeah, your father argues with himself in the bathroom. 34 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:34,900 - About what? - About peace. 35 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:38,278 About time, ba-da-flu, let's go buckaroos. 36 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:40,489 I don't know how I'm supposed to smuggle 37 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:42,699 all you clowns in there without losing this job. 38 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:45,786 We are employees of good old Mandolin. 39 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:50,415 Yeah well who's gonna believe a BS story like that, huh? 40 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:53,585 - Come on, let's boogie. - Hey, Hoover isn't crazy. 41 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,295 - Yes he is. - No he's not. 42 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,880 He's just neurotic. 43 00:04:58,548 --> 00:04:59,800 Yeah yeah yeah, right. 44 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,187 Hey thanks for all your help. 45 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,195 Mandolin's House Service. 46 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:22,489 Lallie, Miranda, how you doing? 47 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,074 Oh, I'm great. 48 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,158 I think there's a bug going around. 49 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,369 - Hey Jake. - Your old man's in there. 50 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:32,040 Yeah thanks, I already saw him. 51 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,254 All the rest in that order 52 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:41,049 and the winner is Harvey Cornspan in a Datsun. 53 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:50,892 I see we have Sheriff Niebold with us today. 54 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:53,103 What's the matter, you smell a suspect? 55 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:55,647 Yeah, my son Hoover. 56 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:58,859 Bam, fast, here he comes past our champ 57 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,735 with a sweet bye-and-bye and still looking for the rest. 58 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:03,989 The one, the two, the three bow-winder from Kentucky 59 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,616 are hankering to take home the bacon today. 60 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:09,077 All praise to Big Bubba Jones. 61 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:12,038 Four series, four series. 62 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,795 Keep your trap shut brother or you'll leave, there they go. 63 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:27,345 It's best if you get out front. 64 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:29,431 It's Flapjack Flaps and Bernie Miller 65 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:31,308 fightin' it out for the lead with little 66 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:33,810 old Lolita in that fast seven-11 car 67 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,854 and Big Bubba Jones seems to be laying 68 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:39,649 back and waiting for the right time to pursue. 69 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:57,334 That's Bubba moving up to fourth, 70 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,502 he won't make it there for long either. 71 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:01,546 Heavens folks, they're only in mud. 72 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:03,048 I think I saw something that looked like 73 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,342 a beer can flying through the mud spots, friend. 74 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:09,220 These old boys, there goes Bubba stealing third. 75 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:10,847 That was a popular move. 76 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:14,476 Lucky Lou staring Bubba Jones down the back. 77 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:19,189 Hey Darlene, what you got inside them short shorts? 78 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:22,025 Shut up, stupid. 79 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:23,735 Hi Mrs. Kurtz, Mr. Kurt... 80 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:24,527 Gross. 81 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,209 Behind the red sunset 82 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:40,919 where the wheels are nearly burning 83 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:42,671 in the burroughs, it's really early 84 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:45,006 and it's one, two, three, four, five, 85 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:47,050 five left in the running. 86 00:07:58,019 --> 00:08:01,189 And off rolls number five with the twitch of a bumper. 87 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:04,317 Big Bubba Jones, Big Bubba Jones. 88 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,986 He's back where he was before 89 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:08,655 but I just love saying Big Bubba Jones. 90 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,699 There goes the old shark. 91 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,326 Folks says he can beat your draws 92 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,787 if you consider the inference they're making. 93 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:19,165 And here we go again, all slap and happy. 94 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:25,213 All right. 95 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:29,884 DDT right, speeds down the outside of RCA. 96 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:35,056 But that's the way it was wrote on the outhouse wall, Earl. 97 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:37,225 Bubba's just won money against some of 98 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:40,228 the best three teams on the national circuit. 99 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:43,023 Bubba's just passed Gord Ferry 100 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,900 and he's on his way past number 12. 101 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,820 Oh, they're starting to come in a bit. 102 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:49,612 Hoover. 103 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:54,284 - Hi there, dad. - Don't you give me that. 104 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,118 What? 105 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:58,496 Did you change the towels at the Exxon over on Magnolia? 106 00:08:58,496 --> 00:09:00,290 - Yeah yeah, sure. - What time? 107 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:02,959 Pay attention to me. 108 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,336 8:07. 109 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:07,922 Look at me when you're talking to me. 110 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:10,175 Now what time were you at the Exxon? 111 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,677 - I told you dad, 9:07. - 9:07, huh? 112 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,095 Well what time did you change 113 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,930 the towels at the Sheriffs Office? 114 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:20,018 Between 9:16 and 9:22. 115 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:21,561 Oh yeah? 116 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,813 Well how did you get from the Exxon 117 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:26,232 to the Sheriffs Office in nine minutes 118 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,234 without gettin' a speeding ticket, huh? 119 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:33,990 What's so funny? 120 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,701 Oh, it just makes me sick to see 121 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:39,329 grown men laugh at something like that. 122 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:40,163 You know when you laugh, 123 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:43,249 it just encourages him to do more of the same. 124 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,919 How the hell do you expect to control your kids? 125 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,797 I don't know Harry, how do you do it? 126 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:51,424 - Harry, it's your kid. - You ought a tell us, Harry. 127 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,383 That's it! 128 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:56,679 One more word and you're under arrest. 129 00:09:56,679 --> 00:10:00,141 Get your popcorn right here, here. 130 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:03,103 Cords of the old Long Island Broomsticks 131 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,521 and that goes for the others too. 132 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:09,359 At 46 years old, Big Bubba Jones pops back over the hill. 133 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,072 Going through the back like Ex-Lax 134 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:18,159 and the checkered flag comes down on Big Bubba Jones. 135 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,577 It was a hard-earned easy 136 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:22,622 victory for Jones, that good old boy. 137 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,875 I'm gonna go get a hot dog. 138 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,252 - Darlene? - What? 139 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:29,712 Did you not ask us if we want something? 140 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:32,006 - Do you want something? - No thank you. 141 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:36,261 Bring me please, and you see I say please, a box 142 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:41,182 of buttered popcorn and some lemonade or something, ya? 143 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,725 - Yeah. - Thank you. 144 00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:19,387 He says he called me Hoover 145 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,097 'cause I put him into a depression. 146 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:25,727 That's the only funny thing I ever heard him say. 147 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:28,438 - Who? - My father, you know the law. 148 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,690 Oh, do you go to the ladies john too? 149 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,942 Oh yeah sure, only when nobody's looking. 150 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:37,864 Hey listen, are you still going with that Harold Bates? 151 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,574 - What's that to you? - Well, 152 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:41,659 I was just wondering, that's all, well I just... 153 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:42,619 Hey Hoover. 154 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:45,622 I've still got those towel rolls, can I just chuck 'em? 155 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,207 Yeah sure go ahead, we're done. 156 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:55,256 Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, I'm sorry. 157 00:11:57,425 --> 00:12:00,094 - Hey Miranda, Miranda... - Could I have a hot dog? 158 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,222 - Did you see Darlene? - And, let's see. 159 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,724 - Oh, a cotton candy and... - Darlene. 160 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,561 - Two lemon-lime drinks. - Darlene? 161 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:11,522 And wait a minute, no make that Coke okay? 162 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:14,776 - Darlene, I was just... - And I'd like a cotton candy. 163 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:15,735 That's it, Hoover. 164 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,573 Maybe we ought a wait 'til the line thins out a little. 165 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,658 Who, me? 166 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:24,535 Well yeah, I thought you know, why not? 167 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:28,414 A girl's gotta watch out who she's seen associating with. 168 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,374 What do you mean? 169 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:32,543 You are Hoover Niebold, right? 170 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:33,336 Wait a minute. 171 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,755 Just because I got a stupid name, 172 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,049 it doesn't mean I'm not worth going with. 173 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,050 You ought a try me. 174 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,721 I mean look, what do you got to lose? 175 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,517 - My self-respect. - Yeah, well maybe. 176 00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,894 But now listen to this, you never know right? 177 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,938 I might turn out to be a very interesting character. 178 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,774 Would I go out with a guy whose father's a cop? 179 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,026 Good point. 180 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,903 Good point, we could always have him bumped off. 181 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,447 - Hey, you'd do that for me? - Sure, hell yes. 182 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:07,287 Well you know, I mean you know, I didn't mean... 183 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,080 Look kid, if you're such a novelty, 184 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,207 what makes you so different? 185 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,000 Well, 186 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:16,713 I get more speeding tickets than anybody else in the county 187 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:19,465 - and I can... - Take me for a ride? 188 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,634 - What? - Oh, forget it. 189 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,053 No wait a minute, you said you wanted to go for a ride. 190 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,763 Only if you're as fast as you say you are. 191 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:28,766 I am, listen I got my truck outside, it's right out front. 192 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,228 - Oh really? - Yeah. 193 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,063 I offer you the best chance you've had in 194 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,149 your life and you offer me a ride in a truck? 195 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,318 Yeah all right, okay. 196 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,987 Just gimme a minute to think, all right? 197 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,864 I don't wanna ride in just any car. 198 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,869 I wanna ride in that car. 199 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,163 Which one? 200 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:51,998 That one. 201 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,258 Perfect. 202 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,427 Double-D-goddamn right she's perfect. 203 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:07,347 Cost me my la-la-pa-lamented life savings. 204 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,556 Yeah, I know. 205 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:18,149 - Throw in another can? - No, that's fine. 206 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:18,983 All we have to do is get her 207 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:19,984 on and off the truck a few times. 208 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,486 Why don't you pack up the spares? 209 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:22,278 Okay. 210 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,251 Pretty, ain't she boy? 211 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:41,047 Yeah. 212 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,800 You're goddamn right she is. 213 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,054 You still using that engine from Darlington? 214 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:51,015 Hell no, best damn engine this side of some hubble- 215 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,935 bubble submarine but only if you use it for just one race. 216 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,062 Yeah, I dropped that one smack 217 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,688 in the middle of the Mississippi. 218 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,274 Anyhow, this new one's better. 219 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,402 Hotter than a yeast in a whorehouse. 220 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,611 Here? 221 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:04,654 Yeah, thanks. 222 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:07,573 You know, I don't know anybody else who 223 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,159 puts everything he wins back into his car. 224 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,035 Keeps me winning. 225 00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,454 Gimme a hand here, will you boy? 226 00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:14,247 Sure. 227 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,710 Hey, you didn't change your rear end did you? 228 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:22,463 I mean it's still 613s right? 229 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:25,174 Hey boy, how long you been spying on me? 230 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:28,094 Oh no no, I never, see I just read 231 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,888 a lot of stock car and hot rod magazines and stuff. 232 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,474 I read 'em all. 233 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,393 Hey boy, those magazines are all 234 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,562 full of bal-double-D-goddamn-loney. 235 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:41,983 - That's what my father says. - Yeah, he a driver? 236 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:42,775 No. 237 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,028 No he's, he's a Sheriff. 238 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:58,332 You gonna follow in your daddy's flip flops, are ya? 239 00:15:58,332 --> 00:15:59,125 Dick that. 240 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,003 I'm gonna be a race driver. 241 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,672 Uh-oh, that's what they all say. 242 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:07,758 Boy, that is what they all say. 243 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,760 You let Big Bubba give you a piece of advice. 244 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,929 The best way to see a race is from 245 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,599 right up there in them blankety-blank bleachers. 246 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,601 Hey Bubba, the truck's broken. 247 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,644 - What say, Elmer? - The truck's broke. 248 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,731 Oh shit on a stick. 249 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:24,942 Here boy hold this, I got more trouble. 250 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,135 Ah, that's Mabel. 251 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,574 Hey look! 252 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,793 That's Hoover Niebold. 253 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,925 - Hey, you did it. - You know it. 254 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:38,182 Hey, what kinda car is that? 255 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:42,603 My Lallie's gettin' into that car. 256 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,131 Where are we going? 257 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,550 Down to the recruiting station to join the Army. 258 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,802 I didn't know you had to bring your own tank. 259 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:18,139 - Let's cruise the drag. - Oh no. 260 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,807 Let's go outside town. 261 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,596 I smell bacon. 262 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,350 - Well? - Well can they catch us? 263 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,103 Yeah, if I run into a wall or something. 264 00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:11,233 Well then, let us just blow them away. 265 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,421 ♪ Show me where to go home ♪ 266 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:16,549 ♪ I'm tired and I wanna go to bed ♪ 267 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,051 ♪ I had a little drink about an hour ago ♪ 268 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,096 ♪ And it went right to my head, yo yo yo ♪ 269 00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,598 ♪ Wherever I may roam ♪ 270 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:27,560 ♪ Over land or sea or foam ♪ 271 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,688 ♪ You will always hear me singing this song ♪ 272 00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:33,107 ♪ Showing me the way to go home ♪ 273 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:34,483 Take it, Miranda. 274 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:36,694 Faster. 275 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:40,656 Faster. 276 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:45,119 ♪ Show me the way to go home ♪ 277 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:48,247 ♪ I'm tired and I wanna go to bed ♪ 278 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,166 ♪ I had a little drink about an hour ♪ 279 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,542 Faster, faster. 280 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:06,640 What's wrong with you? 281 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:11,270 All right, all right, all right. 282 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,230 All right. 283 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,193 Shut up! 284 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,737 Shut up, shut up, shut up! 285 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,280 Shut up! 286 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,450 Now this is the doorbell and those of you 287 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,745 who are personally involved one at a time may 288 00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:30,998 ring this doorbell and I will open this door 289 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:33,751 and I will let you in one at a time. 290 00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:36,462 - All right, I'm first. - One at a time! 291 00:21:58,442 --> 00:21:59,235 Why the gun? 292 00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:02,071 It sounds like a lynching. 293 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:04,156 Who they gonna lynch? 294 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:05,908 I don't know. 295 00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:08,828 Maybe him. 296 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,454 Whew, how often you change 297 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,373 the double-D-goddamn towels around here? 298 00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:16,293 - Who the hell are you? - Big Bubba Jones. 299 00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:17,920 What, you wanna make something of it? 300 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,964 Oh, it was your car that was 301 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,925 taken, right? 302 00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:24,927 You bet your turned up nose it was. 303 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,762 You watch your smart mouth, fella. 304 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:28,305 You can file a complaint. 305 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:32,726 Now he will need a complaint form, 306 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:36,564 that will be CF-70-80-VF-OO-O. 307 00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:40,818 - You got that? - Got it. 308 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:45,239 Shit, I don't want no forms, I just wanna get Mabel back. 309 00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:46,031 Mabel? 310 00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:49,910 Well he wants Missing Persons, that's a whole other form. 311 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,036 That's MF-7Q... 312 00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:56,667 ♪ She was only the horseman's daughter ♪ 313 00:22:56,667 --> 00:23:00,754 ♪ But all the horsemen knew her ♪ 314 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:03,048 Where do you guys wanna be dropped off? 315 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,842 Hey, isn't that Junior Hale's farm we're coming to? 316 00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:07,136 Yeah, let's pick him up and give him a ride. 317 00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:08,929 He's got a busted leg. 318 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:12,141 - It's good for him. - No no, stick that. 319 00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:15,436 Ah, come on Hoover, we used to go together. 320 00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:16,312 Please, come on. 321 00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:25,946 Who do you think you are? 322 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,239 All right, hold it right there! 323 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,991 Not you, dumb-dumb. 324 00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:31,493 Somebody please shut the goddamn door. 325 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:34,830 - Oh, I need a drink. - Got beer in the icebox. 326 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:38,751 Oh good honey, would you get me one? 327 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:41,086 Do not point the gun at me. 328 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,963 He is pointing the gun because he is a policeman. 329 00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:45,132 Do not tell a policeman not to point a gun. 330 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:49,053 - Put it down. - Okay Sheriff where are they? 331 00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:51,889 Now I know you're all worried because I am too. 332 00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:53,182 My kid is out there too. 333 00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:55,726 Now what they're doing is showing off to each other. 334 00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:58,562 Now this is not a theft, it's just an... 335 00:23:58,562 --> 00:23:59,355 Baloney. 336 00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:03,192 Now look, when those kids took that car... 337 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:10,282 I told ya outside, I can't talk to you all at one time. 338 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:13,869 So if you will just file into the waiting room, 339 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:16,956 I will talk to you one at a time. 340 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:21,251 Come on. 341 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,548 Come on Harry, that's no waiting room. 342 00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,634 That's a goddamn drunk tank. 343 00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:31,929 Or you can go home and wait for my call. 344 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:52,866 Oh, did you do that? 345 00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:56,286 Is this a crock? 346 00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:00,791 Puts me in mind of a time, 347 00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:03,919 no, puts me in mind of others. 348 00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:06,338 Well Harry, I was trying to 349 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:09,216 apprehend a 603 on Main Street. 350 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:11,802 He ran two red lights, Harry. 351 00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:14,847 Some kind of a race car going about 100 miles an hour 352 00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:18,642 and Harry, I lost control of the cruiser and took out 353 00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:21,478 the whole front wall of Chou Fong's Chinese Restaurant. 354 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:25,733 Did you happen to get a look 355 00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:27,026 at the number on the side of the car? 356 00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:28,610 I didn't see the side of the car, 357 00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:30,320 no much of the ass end either. 358 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:36,618 All units, this is Harry to all units. 359 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:39,204 Be on the lookout for an orange two-door 360 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:42,291 sedan with a large number eight on the side. 361 00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:43,751 Now this is a competition 362 00:25:43,751 --> 00:25:46,336 stock car and it's very, very fast. 363 00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:49,923 You are to apprehend without aggressive action 364 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:53,469 and that means no shooting, I repeat no shooting. 365 00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:55,929 This is just a bunch of kids out 366 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:58,599 screwing around and they are not dangerous. 367 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:01,518 They are not dangerous. 368 00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:32,382 ♪ I'd rather pitch hay than woo ♪ 369 00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:37,346 ♪ I'd rather fork straw than ♪ 370 00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:40,474 ♪ Boo boo ♪ 371 00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:56,490 - Hey gang, what's happened? - Come on down, go for a ride. 372 00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:59,034 Nah I can't, I gotta stay in bed. 373 00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:00,661 Hi Junior. 374 00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:02,955 Be right down. 375 00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:04,623 Hey, don't run away from us Junior. 376 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:05,916 We need you. 377 00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:10,379 - And what's the shotgun for? - It's pheasant season. 378 00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:22,766 - Come on in. - Wheel him around here. 379 00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:24,810 Hi Darlene, I really missed you. 380 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:27,104 I missed you too, you old buck. 381 00:27:27,104 --> 00:27:30,482 We got no time for pheasant hunting, you know. 382 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,818 Ow, my leg! 383 00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:33,735 Hey! 384 00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:36,071 What the hell's going on over there? 385 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:38,824 Knock it off, come on get off. 386 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:39,700 Ow, my leg. 387 00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:43,996 - Yikes, the law. - Come on, Darlene. 388 00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:07,496 Deputy Gallo to Chief Niebold. 389 00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:09,831 Go ahead Jerry, where are you? 390 00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:15,003 I'm relaxing in a mud bath out on Farmer Hale's ranch. 391 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:15,837 And it'll cost you through 392 00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:18,507 the nose to fix it you flat-foot bastard! 393 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:26,765 Hey peg-leg, bet you don't know where we got this car. 394 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,725 Ah sure I do, you stole it from Big Bubba 395 00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:32,104 Jones in front of 2,000 people, man you're famous. 396 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:35,148 Yeah, what rhymes with pluck? 397 00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:36,358 - Shuck. - Shuck. 398 00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:37,567 Hey, how'd you know about us anyway? 399 00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:38,944 It's all over the radio. 400 00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:41,613 I heard it on KDDT not more than 20 minutes ago. 401 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:43,699 Look out. 402 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:46,618 Just missed the son of a bitch. 403 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:48,745 - We need a radio. - Yeah Hoov, 404 00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:50,414 you got a radio in this vehicle? 405 00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:52,791 No, there's just an intercom so the pits can talk. 406 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,293 - I have a radio. - Where? 407 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:55,544 - Where? - Ouch. 408 00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:58,672 Don't do that in front everyone, at home. 409 00:29:58,672 --> 00:30:01,258 - A bunch of retardos. - Let's go back and get it. 410 00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:03,218 Oh yeah sure, go back to town, right. 411 00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:04,845 No one's gonna look for us there. 412 00:30:04,845 --> 00:30:06,054 Yeah, they won't look there. 413 00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:08,056 All the cops are out here looking for us. 414 00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:09,433 - Who votes to go back? - I do. 415 00:30:09,433 --> 00:30:12,936 - I do, okay it's unanimous. - That may be but I'm driving. 416 00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:14,438 Billy B. Can drive, can't you? 417 00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:15,230 Sure can. 418 00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:20,610 Okay, all right, we'll go back and get the stupid radio. 419 00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:24,156 Okay Junior, I don't want you 420 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,824 to read this until you get home. 421 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,701 - Okay. - It's personal. 422 00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:29,995 Come on. 423 00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:18,960 Morning, Mr. Lewis. 424 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,587 - Who's car? - It's my mom's. 425 00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:21,546 Oh, what are you doing out here? 426 00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:24,049 Well we're taking a ride, why don't you come on in? 427 00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:26,051 Oh no no, I live right over here. 428 00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:28,387 I don't have time, what are you doing with... 429 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:29,179 Jeez. 430 00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:34,393 It's the only extra time I get, I only live, 431 00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:36,895 what are you doing, gimme the groceries. 432 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:38,355 Give him a lift. 433 00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:43,610 I live right over here, I don't have time. 434 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:45,320 Shit. 435 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:50,283 ♪ There's a-whiskey and blood on the pavement ♪ 436 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:55,080 Hey look, either get in or get out fast, huh? 437 00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:15,100 Hey, what are you doing in that car? 438 00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:22,232 Help, help. 439 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,153 Help, help. 440 00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:28,196 Help. 441 00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:29,573 Let me outta here. 442 00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:31,032 Let me outta here. 443 00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:33,994 You're all insane. 444 00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:38,123 No license plates, no tail lights, 445 00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:40,876 proceeding south on D-Five, fired a shotgun. 446 00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:43,462 Help. 447 00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:48,842 Help. 448 00:32:48,842 --> 00:32:50,218 Let me outta here. 449 00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:51,761 Wait, Hoover. 450 00:32:51,761 --> 00:32:54,097 Hold it, they're turning into a field. 451 00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:55,724 Should've brought the dune buggy. 452 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:15,327 Oh shit. 453 00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:26,588 We're making our own dust storm. 454 00:33:26,588 --> 00:33:28,048 Man, is he gettin' a mouthful. 455 00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:40,060 - Yeah, you chill buddy. - Hoover, you're outrageous. 456 00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:03,917 Watch this. 457 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,810 Dude, I hope we didn't kill him. 458 00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:23,186 Hey, you're not gettin' out. 459 00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:25,480 He might be on fire or something. 460 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,817 I am going senile, my heart, I'm going senile. 461 00:34:28,817 --> 00:34:31,111 It's okay pop, it's all right. 462 00:34:31,111 --> 00:34:33,196 - I'm going, I'm going. - It's okay. 463 00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:34,447 I'm going. 464 00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:37,492 It's his own fault for tailgating. 465 00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:40,745 Old Man Lewis, get your foot outta my mouth. 466 00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:43,039 Get your foot outta my face. 467 00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:45,917 I'm gettin' senile. 468 00:34:52,841 --> 00:34:55,260 And my present position precludes 469 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:58,680 presumption of hot pursuit until I am removed 470 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,308 by extraneous means from the inverted condition. 471 00:35:02,392 --> 00:35:05,562 The suspects are free and away and if you want to 472 00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:10,066 catch them, I suggest you call the Strategic Air Command. 473 00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:11,443 Do da. 474 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:12,652 Do da day. 475 00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:13,445 Do da day. 476 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:15,905 Harry, 477 00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:18,908 that's old Mrs. Lewis out on 53. 478 00:35:18,908 --> 00:35:21,119 She says the kids have kidnapped her husband. 479 00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:23,997 Holy Christ. 480 00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:25,498 Clark, is this all we've got? 481 00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:28,668 Well you can always quit. 482 00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:35,300 Tell those people in the drunk tank to please 483 00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:38,136 be patient and I'll be the first one down. 484 00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:54,444 This old bastard's under arrest for assaulting an officer. 485 00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:56,237 And this flat-wit and them kids 486 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:58,948 wrecked my whole farm in about 15 seconds 487 00:35:58,948 --> 00:36:00,700 and wouldn't do a damn thing about it. 488 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:02,160 Hey, don't blame that on me. 489 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,371 Some kid who looked a lot like Hoover, Harry, 490 00:36:04,371 --> 00:36:06,915 went through that place like a bomb on wheels. 491 00:36:06,915 --> 00:36:08,500 All I was trying to do was keep up with him. 492 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,127 - Then this hayseed... - All right, all right. 493 00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:13,421 We'll take care of it later. 494 00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:16,841 Now if you don't mind Mr. Hale waiting in the VIP lounge, 495 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,760 I'll be with you shortly. 496 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,553 I expect to get my just desserts. 497 00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:21,346 Right. 498 00:36:22,472 --> 00:36:23,932 Why be different? 499 00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:25,975 No kidding Harry, they wrecked everything. 500 00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:26,851 They went through fences, 501 00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:29,145 chicken coups, cow barns, everything. 502 00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:32,315 Oh, put it in your report, I don't want to hear anymore. 503 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:34,818 You'll do. 504 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:41,366 But I'm most upset because it's my daughter's reputation. 505 00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:45,328 Mm, a pearl beyond price. 506 00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:46,329 Price, what price? 507 00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:50,542 Reputation, I had one once. 508 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:53,086 Don't worry, you've got one now. 509 00:36:54,087 --> 00:36:56,047 Oh, I don't like veiled insinuations. 510 00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:01,010 Why should I care about your religion 511 00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:04,222 when my daughter is maybe getting murdered? 512 00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:06,808 I'd say she brought it on herself. 513 00:37:06,808 --> 00:37:08,101 They always do. 514 00:37:09,686 --> 00:37:12,647 Now hold on a minute, how much damage was done to the car? 515 00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:14,941 Well we're gonna have to pull it apart to get the mud out. 516 00:37:14,941 --> 00:37:16,568 Even my guns were jammed. 517 00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:18,987 Not your car BB brain, mine. 518 00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:20,697 Well what are you asking me for? 519 00:37:20,697 --> 00:37:22,115 Well it was my car you was chasing. 520 00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:23,950 Oh yeah, you're under arrest. 521 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:25,827 Will you knock it off? 522 00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:29,956 ♪ Camptown crazies, sing this song, doo da, doo da ♪ 523 00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:34,294 ♪ Camptown crazies, five day long, all the doo da day ♪ 524 00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:36,337 ♪ Doo da, doo da ♪ 525 00:37:40,008 --> 00:37:42,260 Ah, look out. 526 00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:50,226 - You know you are. - Will you knock it off? 527 00:37:51,227 --> 00:37:53,188 - Here. - Let me have it. 528 00:37:53,188 --> 00:37:54,689 I'm driving, I'm driving. 529 00:37:55,648 --> 00:38:00,278 ♪ 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer ♪ 530 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:03,364 ♪ You take one down and pass it around ♪ 531 00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:11,456 ♪ 98 bottles of beer on the wall ♪ 532 00:38:15,084 --> 00:38:16,461 We've been on 98. 533 00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:37,982 Do you remember that old song, Chloe? 534 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,444 Yes Bruno, I think I do. 535 00:38:42,779 --> 00:38:46,199 ♪ Oh, oh no don't say ♪ 536 00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:48,827 ♪ I'm in the way ♪ 537 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:53,790 ♪ I'll gladly pay to stay away from you ♪ 538 00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:57,961 Bruno, we seem to have company, who are they? 539 00:38:57,961 --> 00:38:59,963 - Yes. - Yes what? 540 00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:02,382 Yes, we seem to have company. 541 00:39:02,382 --> 00:39:05,009 Chloe, it looks like a bunch of kids. 542 00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:07,428 Must be some of Miranda's little friends. 543 00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:12,809 Ow, will you knock it off, my leg hurts. 544 00:39:12,809 --> 00:39:15,144 Ah, come on George. 545 00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:16,771 Ah god, oh come on man. 546 00:39:16,771 --> 00:39:19,732 Oh no, I've got a rough elbow, oh don't look. 547 00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:22,694 Women over 30 have the ugliest 548 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:25,238 elbows in the world, don't you think? 549 00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:27,532 I'm gonna have to stop at a drugstore 550 00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:29,158 and get something to make me smooth again. 551 00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:33,204 Hello puddycat, you're home early. 552 00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:35,039 Yeah, we came by to pick up my radio. 553 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:39,168 That's nice. 554 00:39:39,168 --> 00:39:40,628 Hello Georgie, would you and your 555 00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:43,214 little friends like some lemonade and cookies? 556 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:44,883 - Sure. - Yeah, why not? 557 00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:47,510 You know this ride's gettin' to be kind of a bummer. 558 00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:48,887 What do you mean, what's wrong? 559 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,638 Are you afraid of what's gonna 560 00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:52,432 happen to you when we get back? 561 00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:53,224 No. 562 00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:55,977 This whole thing would be a lot more fun if we 563 00:39:55,977 --> 00:39:57,478 could get rid of these jokers in the back, you know? 564 00:39:57,478 --> 00:39:59,355 Uh-huh, what for? 565 00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:00,690 You'll still have to keep your hands on the wheel. 566 00:40:00,690 --> 00:40:01,900 That's not what I mean. 567 00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:06,279 They're just slowing us down, I mean all this 568 00:40:06,279 --> 00:40:08,698 extra weight in the back is just slowing us down. 569 00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:12,869 Yeah. 570 00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:18,750 - Where are you going? - You'll see. 571 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:21,461 Ever mix lemonade and beer, it's great. 572 00:40:21,461 --> 00:40:23,212 It is Mr. and Mrs. Smith, ain't it? 573 00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:25,173 - Hey, let's not hang around. - Thanks. 574 00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:26,466 - You burp, Mrs. Smith? - Don't be gross. 575 00:40:26,466 --> 00:40:27,342 ...I'll just pop in 576 00:40:27,342 --> 00:40:29,177 and get you some lemonade and cookies. 577 00:40:29,177 --> 00:40:30,803 Thank you, Mrs. Smith. 578 00:40:36,351 --> 00:40:39,270 Okay hot shot, we're light. 579 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:40,647 Well all right. 580 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:29,696 You see, you feel how she moves, you feel how light? 581 00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:17,785 - Here we go again. - Here we go again. 582 00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:19,495 - Groovy? - I love it. 583 00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:30,339 Pull over. 584 00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:33,217 Pull over, Hoover. 585 00:42:40,475 --> 00:42:43,519 Boy, is my old man gonna be pissed. 586 00:42:45,605 --> 00:42:48,483 Don't they ever give up? 587 00:42:57,617 --> 00:42:59,744 They almost wiped each other out. 588 00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:07,794 They wiped each other out. 589 00:43:35,905 --> 00:43:38,366 Here, lemme give you a hand Mr. Lewis. 590 00:43:38,366 --> 00:43:39,200 There we go. 591 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,244 The water's cold this time of year. 592 00:43:41,244 --> 00:43:44,664 - Hey, that's 7.50 right? - Oh, that's correct. 593 00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:48,960 And here is $10, you may retain the difference. 594 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:52,046 Maybelline, I can't find the church key. 595 00:43:52,046 --> 00:43:54,590 Mr. Lewis, Mr. Lewis, this way sir. 596 00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:57,009 Oh, shove off will ya? 597 00:43:57,009 --> 00:43:58,719 I can find the freeway myself. 598 00:43:59,846 --> 00:44:02,140 Steady sir, there's no need for alarm 599 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:04,934 when subjected to police protection. 600 00:44:04,934 --> 00:44:06,644 Two cha cha, oh boy. 601 00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:09,689 I live right over there over at the tracks 602 00:44:09,689 --> 00:44:11,065 right at that little house over there. 603 00:44:11,065 --> 00:44:13,776 A natural mistake, this is where I hang my hat. 604 00:44:13,776 --> 00:44:15,403 In this structure all may seem 605 00:44:15,403 --> 00:44:17,905 safe and warm, served and protected. 606 00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:20,032 Yeah well I prefer the smell of a bakery. 607 00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:21,617 I prefer the smell of a bakery. 608 00:44:27,206 --> 00:44:29,709 Hello Uncle Dick, what time does the balloon go up? 609 00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:38,676 Easy there Mr. Lewis, you're in competent hands now. 610 00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:43,639 I see you ran into the kids. 611 00:44:43,639 --> 00:44:46,184 The suspect reversed his direction 612 00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:48,352 and accelerated directly towards me. 613 00:44:48,352 --> 00:44:51,772 Forced to take evasive action, I swerved and inadvertently 614 00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:55,109 inverted my vehicle into a drainage ditch, Harry. 615 00:44:55,109 --> 00:44:55,902 Of course. 616 00:44:56,861 --> 00:44:58,321 Now what can I do for you, sir? 617 00:44:58,321 --> 00:45:01,741 I am Mr. Chou Lick, Attorney-at-Law. 618 00:45:01,741 --> 00:45:05,995 I represent Mr. Chou Long and in an entirely separate 619 00:45:05,995 --> 00:45:10,791 action against the identical miscreant, Mr. Chou Fong. 620 00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:13,628 I see. 621 00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:15,296 He must be talkin' about Hoover. 622 00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:18,925 If you don't mind waiting in the other room, 623 00:45:18,925 --> 00:45:20,384 I'll be able to give you my full 624 00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:23,179 attention in just a few minutes, all right? 625 00:45:23,179 --> 00:45:24,722 - I thank you, sir. - This way, gentlemen. 626 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:26,349 Immediate seating on the floor. 627 00:45:26,349 --> 00:45:27,934 Is this the way? 628 00:45:27,934 --> 00:45:30,186 There must be some way outta this place. 629 00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:31,938 Would you like for me to handle that, sir? 630 00:45:31,938 --> 00:45:34,565 Oh I don't care, thank you. 631 00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:35,358 Sheriff, 632 00:45:36,817 --> 00:45:37,860 I got an idea. 633 00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:42,907 Save it. 634 00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:52,333 Welcome to the Puckerbush Country Club. 635 00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:55,461 Dorothy Kurtz, what are you doing here? 636 00:45:55,461 --> 00:45:58,214 - My god, you too? - Excuse me, sir. 637 00:45:58,214 --> 00:45:59,966 Please don't annoy the female prisoner... 638 00:45:59,966 --> 00:46:01,217 Clark! 639 00:46:01,217 --> 00:46:03,678 - Other parents. - Thank you. 640 00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:07,181 Right in here sir, just relax and make yourself at home. 641 00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:09,767 Ah Mr. Chou Lick, why don't you come in 642 00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:10,893 and sit down and play a hand of poker? 643 00:46:10,893 --> 00:46:13,104 They say it winds away the time. 644 00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:13,896 Poker? 645 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:18,859 Well I don't usually indulge 646 00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:22,280 but if that's the only action going, 647 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:23,948 I just might try my luck. 648 00:46:25,241 --> 00:46:27,118 Come on, we got a seat right here for you. 649 00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:28,911 Thank you, sir. 650 00:46:37,336 --> 00:46:39,130 Previous appraisal of the situation 651 00:46:39,130 --> 00:46:41,549 to wit that the driver of the car is not dangerous 652 00:46:41,549 --> 00:46:44,885 must be regarded as a slight miscalculation. 653 00:46:44,885 --> 00:46:48,848 ♪ As I walked out in the streets of Laredo ♪ 654 00:46:48,848 --> 00:46:53,728 ♪ As I walked out in Laredo one day ♪ 655 00:46:53,728 --> 00:46:58,649 ♪ I spied a young cowboy all dressed in white ♪ 656 00:48:09,595 --> 00:48:10,554 We're outta gas. 657 00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:18,896 So what, Hoover? 658 00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:19,688 Uh-huh. 659 00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:25,694 You are kidding, aren't you? 660 00:48:25,694 --> 00:48:27,113 Oh, uh-huh, yeah. 661 00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:32,535 Out of gas? 662 00:48:33,828 --> 00:48:34,912 Well, 663 00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:35,704 yeah. 664 00:48:36,705 --> 00:48:38,874 Yeah but listen you know... 665 00:49:01,730 --> 00:49:05,359 Where's the nearest gas station? 666 00:49:06,819 --> 00:49:08,237 Farwell's Corner, about two 667 00:49:08,237 --> 00:49:10,114 miles on the other side of those woods. 668 00:49:11,866 --> 00:49:13,784 You're screwed, Hoover. 669 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:15,828 Oh no, no we're not, it's cool. 670 00:49:17,079 --> 00:49:19,748 Hey, you see those three water tanks down there? 671 00:49:19,748 --> 00:49:21,709 That's GI Jackson's farm, he's this flipped out 672 00:49:21,709 --> 00:49:24,170 dude who shoots at anybody who comes close. 673 00:49:24,170 --> 00:49:26,088 Yeah, so what? 674 00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:27,465 And I see a white house down there 675 00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:29,800 with a green barn and a bunch of oranges around it. 676 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,677 Yeah, that's Marilyn Becker's house. 677 00:49:31,677 --> 00:49:32,678 They're in Honolulu. 678 00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:34,597 Honolulu? 679 00:49:37,016 --> 00:49:40,728 Yeah I think there's somebody who looks after the animals. 680 00:51:00,140 --> 00:51:02,351 Is there anybody around? 681 00:51:02,351 --> 00:51:04,144 No, but I found the key. 682 00:51:04,144 --> 00:51:06,855 Oh bitching, we could go take a look around the house. 683 00:51:07,856 --> 00:51:09,567 You know the thing I always hated about cars 684 00:51:09,567 --> 00:51:11,735 is they're gorgeous on the outside but they're 685 00:51:11,735 --> 00:51:14,280 so ugly and dirty under the hood, you know? 686 00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:17,700 - Hey, what's that? - Oh, it's just a Surrey. 687 00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:19,493 Where's the fringe on top? 688 00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:21,579 I don't know, I guess they blew it. 689 00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:24,123 Do you know how to hook it up and drive it? 690 00:51:24,123 --> 00:51:25,124 It's got wheels, doesn't it? 691 00:51:25,124 --> 00:51:26,375 Whoa. 692 00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:29,336 I thought we might hitch it up and go get some gas later. 693 00:51:33,424 --> 00:51:36,218 You know, after we looked around inside the house. 694 00:51:43,017 --> 00:51:45,144 Yeah this is perfect, I'll look around 695 00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:47,062 the house while you get some gas, okay? 696 00:51:47,062 --> 00:51:48,397 Why can't we go together? 697 00:51:49,648 --> 00:51:51,859 The caretaker might come and catch us. 698 00:51:51,859 --> 00:51:53,319 Don't you wanna go together? 699 00:52:01,368 --> 00:52:04,038 - I could get another one. - Forget it, I got plenty. 700 00:52:05,831 --> 00:52:08,167 I'm sorry listen, why don't you jump up here 701 00:52:08,167 --> 00:52:09,918 and we'll take a ride through the orchard? 702 00:52:09,918 --> 00:52:11,253 - No. - It'd be really nice. 703 00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:12,129 We'll go into the woods. 704 00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:14,465 I'd really like you to come with me, Darlene. 705 00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:16,258 It's too slow, it'd drive me crazy. 706 00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:18,886 Bye bye and hurry up. 707 00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:24,600 I feel like Goldilocks. 708 00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,143 Watch out for the three bears. 709 00:52:27,102 --> 00:52:29,355 We're covered the south section every which way. 710 00:52:29,355 --> 00:52:31,023 No place they could've gone out here. 711 00:52:31,023 --> 00:52:32,316 Looks like they've gone to ground, over. 712 00:52:32,316 --> 00:52:33,359 Come one, come all. 713 00:52:33,359 --> 00:52:35,611 We haven't had this much action since Dickey quit the force. 714 00:52:35,611 --> 00:52:36,654 Move it men, move it. 715 00:52:38,113 --> 00:52:38,906 And out. 716 00:52:41,825 --> 00:52:43,535 Shit on a twisted stick Sheriff, 717 00:52:43,535 --> 00:52:45,704 there ain't nothin' else you can do. 718 00:52:45,704 --> 00:52:48,540 Gallo, call KDDT and get me a patcher. 719 00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:49,541 How soon do you want it, Harry? 720 00:52:49,541 --> 00:52:52,127 Right now for Christ's sake. 721 00:52:52,127 --> 00:52:55,047 You've got two funky junky cars left, Harry. 722 00:52:55,047 --> 00:52:56,548 Now I can get you eight. 723 00:52:56,548 --> 00:52:59,009 They may not be as fast as Mabel but 724 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:01,387 they can catch that lickety-split son of yours. 725 00:53:01,387 --> 00:53:03,055 Now you just forget it. 726 00:53:05,099 --> 00:53:07,810 Hey, how much gas did Mabel have in her tank anyway? 727 00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:09,895 Five gallon. 728 00:53:09,895 --> 00:53:11,939 This is Jerry Gallo over at the Sheriffs Office. 729 00:53:11,939 --> 00:53:13,107 Let me speak to Charlie. 730 00:53:14,066 --> 00:53:16,819 All units, this is Harry to all units. 731 00:53:16,819 --> 00:53:19,822 Hey Charlie, we've got a flat for you, yeah I'll hold on. 732 00:53:20,864 --> 00:53:22,032 Listen, I've got a hunch. 733 00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:23,534 I think the kids have run out of gas. 734 00:53:23,534 --> 00:53:26,078 So I want you to check all the filling stations, 735 00:53:26,078 --> 00:53:29,331 see if they've been in there and if they do come in, 736 00:53:29,331 --> 00:53:32,042 tell 'em to call me right away, over and out. 737 00:53:34,169 --> 00:53:35,879 You ain't gonna catch 'em, Harry. 738 00:53:35,879 --> 00:53:39,383 - You stop calling me Harry. - 10 seconds, Harry. 739 00:53:42,678 --> 00:53:45,097 Hey, you guys wanna play some poker? 740 00:53:47,516 --> 00:53:48,767 What was that? 741 00:53:48,767 --> 00:53:50,436 Stand by for a bulletin from 742 00:53:50,436 --> 00:53:53,814 the Sheriff of Puckerbush County, Harry Niebold. 743 00:53:53,814 --> 00:53:56,608 I'm addressing this ultimatum to. 744 00:53:56,608 --> 00:54:01,363 Hoover Niebold, no son of mine whom it seems has seen 745 00:54:01,363 --> 00:54:05,617 fit to abscond with and is currently in possession... 746 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,711 Hoover, if you can hear me I want to let you 747 00:54:15,711 --> 00:54:18,714 know just a few of the charges that have so far... 748 00:54:18,714 --> 00:54:20,090 We ain't got no oats. 749 00:54:21,592 --> 00:54:23,302 I wanna fill up these milk cans. 750 00:54:24,219 --> 00:54:26,180 What cha gonna do, feed it to the pigs and chickens? 751 00:54:26,180 --> 00:54:29,349 - No, my grandma drinks it. - Destruction of patrol car... 752 00:54:29,349 --> 00:54:32,269 Well do you want regular lead, regular no lead, 753 00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:34,146 ethyl lead or ethyl no lead? 754 00:54:35,314 --> 00:54:36,148 Or Ethyl Nordock? 755 00:54:38,567 --> 00:54:40,819 Ethyl Nordock was my Bible teacher. 756 00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:42,613 Oh, 757 00:54:42,613 --> 00:54:43,739 - ethyl lead. - Okay. 758 00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:49,203 But nobody ever fall her. 759 00:54:52,456 --> 00:54:56,752 Patrol car 36 down, patrol car 56 down. 760 00:54:56,752 --> 00:54:59,379 One ambulance, 69,000. 761 00:54:59,379 --> 00:55:01,673 Shock and injury to one patient. 762 00:55:03,175 --> 00:55:05,761 Malicious destruction of the Hale Farm. 763 00:55:05,761 --> 00:55:07,679 - You all right? - Hey Deputy. 764 00:55:08,555 --> 00:55:10,641 You seen any sign of a stock car? 765 00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:11,809 A pumpkin colored thing with a big 766 00:55:11,809 --> 00:55:14,019 number eight painted on the side. 767 00:55:14,019 --> 00:55:15,729 I never seen no race. 768 00:55:15,729 --> 00:55:19,233 The driver's a big bony kid with a real dumb face 769 00:55:20,609 --> 00:55:23,278 and he's wearing a blue windbreaker with hot rod 770 00:55:23,278 --> 00:55:28,116 patches all over it and a Civil War toy soldier hat. 771 00:55:28,116 --> 00:55:31,078 These crimes out of common criminal... 772 00:55:31,078 --> 00:55:34,248 No, never seen anybody like that in my whole life. 773 00:55:34,248 --> 00:55:35,999 He's got a girl with him, 774 00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:39,378 kind of a sensuous number in yellow hot pants. 775 00:55:39,378 --> 00:55:40,879 Before it starts. 776 00:55:40,879 --> 00:55:43,549 Well if you see him or if he comes in here for gas, 777 00:55:43,549 --> 00:55:46,093 you call the Sheriffs Office right away, you hear? 778 00:55:46,093 --> 00:55:49,680 I surely will, especially if I see that there girl. 779 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:53,851 All right, Roy. 780 00:55:56,770 --> 00:56:01,567 In carefree disregard of life, limb or property. 781 00:56:02,651 --> 00:56:04,319 Too late, I should've... 782 00:56:04,319 --> 00:56:06,530 - Nice day, huh? - Never taught you to drive. 783 00:56:06,530 --> 00:56:09,616 Then I should've had you committed to a muddy camp 784 00:56:10,492 --> 00:56:13,453 so that your foot could never touch a pedal 785 00:56:13,453 --> 00:56:14,496 or your hand a gear shift knob. 786 00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:18,542 Well I wouldn't go to State. 787 00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:20,627 Yeah, the basketball team's too short. 788 00:56:21,628 --> 00:56:23,463 I don't care about that. 789 00:56:23,463 --> 00:56:25,215 It's just that you're not allowed to have roommates, 790 00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:27,843 of the opposite sex I mean. 791 00:56:27,843 --> 00:56:30,429 - Yes you can. - No you can't. 792 00:56:30,429 --> 00:56:34,182 Well, it's 86% male at State. 793 00:56:34,182 --> 00:56:35,934 Yeah but they all look like deuce. 794 00:56:36,935 --> 00:56:38,604 Who cares what they look like? 795 00:56:38,604 --> 00:56:41,899 - It's the action that counts. - I care what they look like. 796 00:56:43,317 --> 00:56:46,612 I want nothing but the best, the creme de la creeps right? 797 00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:50,616 Then how come you're going with Hoover? 798 00:56:50,616 --> 00:56:51,617 Going with Hoover? 799 00:56:51,617 --> 00:56:53,243 You want my breakfast over the phone. 800 00:56:53,243 --> 00:56:54,202 No thanks. 801 00:56:55,621 --> 00:56:57,706 I'm not going with Hoover. 802 00:56:57,706 --> 00:56:59,583 He's just taking me for a little ride. 803 00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:02,210 Or vicey-versey, which is worsey. 804 00:57:02,210 --> 00:57:03,503 Mercy, mercy. 805 00:57:03,503 --> 00:57:05,589 Look, have you seen your folks yet? 806 00:57:05,589 --> 00:57:08,050 And feeding it, still connected 807 00:57:08,050 --> 00:57:11,511 to your worthless guts to Mrs. Kimberley's cats. 808 00:57:13,847 --> 00:57:16,516 - How's that? - Damn fine, Harry. 809 00:57:16,516 --> 00:57:17,976 Great! 810 00:57:17,976 --> 00:57:22,064 You don't think I was too rough or anything, now do you? 811 00:57:23,065 --> 00:57:23,899 No, no. 812 00:57:23,899 --> 00:57:26,276 You were what was called cool. 813 00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:28,987 Good, and you think it'll bring him in right? 814 00:57:31,073 --> 00:57:31,990 No. 815 00:57:39,831 --> 00:57:42,960 You want me to call the boys, Harry? 816 00:57:48,632 --> 00:57:49,424 Yeah. 817 00:57:57,557 --> 00:57:59,935 $32.68. 818 00:57:59,935 --> 00:58:00,727 Yeah. 819 00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:05,816 Listen, you know I think I might have the 68 cents. 820 00:58:05,816 --> 00:58:07,484 - Have you got a pen there? - Yeah. 821 00:58:08,568 --> 00:58:09,444 I think so. 822 00:58:11,780 --> 00:58:14,741 Yeah, 50, 55, right. 823 00:58:14,741 --> 00:58:17,077 - Listen, you got a 20? - We'll see. 824 00:58:18,662 --> 00:58:19,871 One, two, yeah. 825 00:58:20,956 --> 00:58:23,625 - Two 10s, three 10s. - Yeah. 826 00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:24,876 10, 827 00:58:24,876 --> 00:58:25,961 20, 828 00:58:25,961 --> 00:58:27,004 here. 829 00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:28,171 Right. 830 00:58:28,171 --> 00:58:30,924 Okay so, yeah here's the two dollars 831 00:58:32,300 --> 00:58:33,510 and 68 cents. 832 00:58:36,805 --> 00:58:37,597 Get on ahead. 833 00:58:39,182 --> 00:58:41,560 - Take it easy buddy. - Yeah, same to you. 834 00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:50,027 Yeah well we the onliest ones to do it. 835 00:58:50,027 --> 00:58:52,779 Okay, see you in about 10 minutes, hold on. 836 00:58:52,779 --> 00:58:55,490 Are you sure you know what you're gonna say? 837 00:58:55,490 --> 00:58:56,324 Yeah, I think so. 838 00:58:56,324 --> 00:58:58,243 All right, you push that button right there. 839 00:58:58,243 --> 00:59:01,204 You must forgive Dorrit, she's a little nervous. 840 00:59:01,204 --> 00:59:03,373 It's her first time in the Sheriff's Office. 841 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:07,669 - Hello, hello Darlene? - You tell him I will buy him 842 00:59:07,669 --> 00:59:09,838 all the beer he will drink after we 843 00:59:09,838 --> 00:59:12,716 catch them double-goddamn kids, all right? 844 00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:14,926 Yoo hoo Darlene, are you there? 845 00:59:14,926 --> 00:59:18,221 This is on the radio, your mama and papa. 846 00:59:18,221 --> 00:59:19,556 We want for you to know we 847 00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:21,641 love you and want for you to come home. 848 00:59:21,641 --> 00:59:23,018 Ya, right away now. 849 00:59:23,018 --> 00:59:24,978 Otherwise we think that maybe you 850 00:59:24,978 --> 00:59:27,564 don't love and what we're trying to tell you. 851 00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:28,607 You wouldn't forget that we 852 00:59:28,607 --> 00:59:31,610 always give up our own pleasure so that... 853 00:59:43,705 --> 00:59:45,749 Wow, baby. 854 00:59:49,544 --> 00:59:52,297 Woo hoo, yeah ha ha. 855 00:59:52,297 --> 00:59:53,757 - Come on man. - Bye. 856 01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:12,526 It's all right, it's all right, yahoo! 857 01:00:13,527 --> 01:00:16,571 - Out of our way, fellas. - They're coming. 858 01:00:16,571 --> 01:00:21,535 We're gonna catch them, don't worry about it. 859 01:00:21,701 --> 01:00:23,954 Chief sir, they all look drunk. 860 01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:25,413 We'll book 'em for it later. 861 01:00:27,374 --> 01:00:29,167 They all drive better drunk anyway. 862 01:00:30,085 --> 01:00:31,586 All right, let's move it out. 863 01:00:32,754 --> 01:00:34,840 Well move for Christ sakes! 864 01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:39,177 This vehicle does not seem to 865 01:00:39,177 --> 01:00:40,929 possess a functioning door handle. 866 01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:44,558 What does it seem to possess? 867 01:00:44,558 --> 01:00:47,477 Woo wee, I guess I'll loop the boop with the troop. 868 01:00:49,938 --> 01:00:51,148 Oh my god. 869 01:01:07,372 --> 01:01:10,500 - Don't come back without 'em. - Don't come back! 870 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:13,044 You all had better come back. 871 01:01:17,090 --> 01:01:18,466 Did you do that? 872 01:01:19,759 --> 01:01:20,594 What? 873 01:01:20,594 --> 01:01:22,429 You touched me upon the posterior. 874 01:01:23,471 --> 01:01:24,931 - Beep beep. - William, 875 01:01:24,931 --> 01:01:26,725 come back here you goddamn miscreant. 876 01:01:35,275 --> 01:01:38,236 I'll hold the fort. 877 01:02:00,258 --> 01:02:02,219 Put the gas in the tank first. 878 01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:17,275 You know the funny thing is I never liked Marilyn Becker. 879 01:02:18,276 --> 01:02:19,945 Well we'll have to thank her sometime. 880 01:02:19,945 --> 01:02:21,738 - Yeah. - If we ever have a chance. 881 01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:23,782 What do you mean? 882 01:02:23,782 --> 01:02:26,243 Didn't you hear my father on the radio? 883 01:02:27,327 --> 01:02:30,121 Oh yeah, he's gonna eat your liver or something right? 884 01:02:30,121 --> 01:02:31,498 Yeah, feed it to the cats. 885 01:02:33,541 --> 01:02:36,419 But really it's just all the charges against us, I mean 886 01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:38,296 if they ever catch us we're gonna 887 01:02:38,296 --> 01:02:40,298 go to jail for about 1,000 years. 888 01:02:41,174 --> 01:02:42,217 Oh, really? 889 01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:43,426 So, 890 01:02:43,426 --> 01:02:46,221 I don't know if we're ever gonna be able to go back. 891 01:02:48,890 --> 01:02:50,433 Did you hear what I said? 892 01:02:50,433 --> 01:02:52,310 I said we wouldn't be able to go back. 893 01:02:53,478 --> 01:02:55,814 I don't care, I don't want to. 894 01:02:55,814 --> 01:02:56,940 I want to go on forever. 895 01:02:59,484 --> 01:03:00,277 Well, 896 01:03:02,529 --> 01:03:04,406 I guess it's just you and me, Darlene. 897 01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:09,369 I don't know what's gonna happen. 898 01:03:11,746 --> 01:03:13,707 I guess you'd rather be with somebody else. 899 01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:17,294 I mean I got these ears. 900 01:03:18,503 --> 01:03:21,006 My father makes me keep my hair all chopped off. 901 01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:24,301 I could let it grow now. 902 01:03:26,678 --> 01:03:28,305 But you probably wouldn't want... 903 01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:31,891 - Oh oh, Darlene. - Hi. 904 01:04:01,921 --> 01:04:04,591 Well baby, they're closing in. 905 01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:06,760 - Yeah, we better split. - Right away? 906 01:04:08,303 --> 01:04:10,055 Well, pretty soon. 907 01:04:17,562 --> 01:04:20,607 I don't think I like this. 908 01:04:22,692 --> 01:04:24,694 We just gonna walk into GI Jackson's? 909 01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:26,696 Why not, he won't shoot the Sheriff, 910 01:04:28,615 --> 01:04:29,532 or you. 911 01:04:51,346 --> 01:04:52,764 Okay, which one do you like huh? 912 01:04:52,764 --> 01:04:54,099 - Well... - This one or this one? 913 01:04:54,099 --> 01:04:56,601 Yeah, just put something on, we gotta go. 914 01:04:56,601 --> 01:04:57,727 Don't you even care what I look like? 915 01:04:57,727 --> 01:04:59,479 You look fine, let's get going. 916 01:04:59,479 --> 01:05:00,480 Okay then I'll go the way I am. 917 01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:01,689 Will you come on? 918 01:05:29,092 --> 01:05:31,177 That sure is some flat. 919 01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:32,637 I'm gonna put the collar on you, 920 01:05:32,637 --> 01:05:33,888 I'm gonna put the collar on you for 921 01:05:33,888 --> 01:05:36,558 drunk driving, you pathetic son of a bitch. 922 01:05:36,558 --> 01:05:39,894 That sure is some flat. 923 01:05:39,894 --> 01:05:42,439 Well change it, there's a spare right here. 924 01:05:42,439 --> 01:05:43,606 I'm sorry old buddy, 925 01:05:45,358 --> 01:05:47,235 my tools are on the truck. 926 01:05:47,235 --> 01:05:50,196 Maybe there's some there in that stable, stable. 927 01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:58,872 - Hey Chris. - What? 928 01:05:58,872 --> 01:06:00,790 It's Mabel. 929 01:06:11,176 --> 01:06:12,218 Stay right here. 930 01:06:17,182 --> 01:06:19,225 What was I looking for? 931 01:06:20,518 --> 01:06:22,520 That's it, beer. 932 01:06:27,442 --> 01:06:28,943 There's good news tonight, 933 01:06:28,943 --> 01:06:31,029 calling Sheriff Niebold, come in. 934 01:06:31,029 --> 01:06:34,699 - Come in, Harry. - Will you get outta the road? 935 01:06:34,699 --> 01:06:36,409 I found it Harry, I found the car. 936 01:06:40,622 --> 01:06:43,041 - Keep your hands to yourself. - That wasn't me. 937 01:06:45,710 --> 01:06:47,545 - Well where are the kids? - I don't know, didn't see em. 938 01:06:47,545 --> 01:06:49,714 Why'd you leave the car unguarded? 939 01:06:49,714 --> 01:06:52,425 Bud's watching it and I came to find you. 940 01:06:52,425 --> 01:06:54,886 - Oh get it, get in. - Follow me, right this way. 941 01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:29,921 What the hell is that? 942 01:07:29,921 --> 01:07:31,714 It's the car, Harry. 943 01:07:43,476 --> 01:07:44,894 - Hoover! - Hi dad! 944 01:07:44,894 --> 01:07:46,062 Bye bye, dad. 945 01:07:59,867 --> 01:08:02,328 - What happened? - Ah, shut up. 946 01:08:03,329 --> 01:08:04,205 Come on in. 947 01:09:15,026 --> 01:09:16,402 Macho gun, Bob. 948 01:09:19,572 --> 01:09:20,990 Turn that thing up for a minute. 949 01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:22,033 What is it? 950 01:09:22,033 --> 01:09:24,661 Racers intercom, I thought I heard something. 951 01:09:24,661 --> 01:09:27,622 I heard a shot. 952 01:09:34,045 --> 01:09:36,881 You're gettin' on there old buddy, that's good. 953 01:09:38,549 --> 01:09:40,551 Hey, could I talk to the other drivers on this thing? 954 01:09:40,551 --> 01:09:43,888 Sure, all you gotta do is push that button on the wheel. 955 01:09:43,888 --> 01:09:47,183 Okay, as soon as I think about something to say. 956 01:09:49,435 --> 01:09:51,979 - Hi fellas. - Hey yourself. 957 01:10:06,744 --> 01:10:08,746 Give me the goddamn beer for Christ's sake. 958 01:10:08,746 --> 01:10:10,206 Hey, that's littering. 959 01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:12,291 That's code 13 of Municipal Code Disposal... 960 01:10:12,291 --> 01:10:14,711 Oh, will you shut up for Christ's sake? 961 01:10:14,711 --> 01:10:17,588 - Push that button down. - Push that button down. 962 01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:26,806 How the hell did I end up with you? 963 01:10:26,806 --> 01:10:29,475 Shut up, you're on duty. 964 01:11:20,693 --> 01:11:21,652 Oh my god. 965 01:11:22,653 --> 01:11:24,155 This is really, 966 01:11:24,155 --> 01:11:24,947 Jeez. 967 01:11:57,396 --> 01:12:01,067 Hail six Bubba, kid wanna talk to you. 968 01:12:01,067 --> 01:12:03,402 Gee, I just want to say bring this car back in one 969 01:12:03,402 --> 01:12:06,239 piece and I won't bust none of your bones now, you hear? 970 01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:09,116 Stick it in your ear. 971 01:12:10,910 --> 01:12:13,746 Hoover, can you hear me? 972 01:12:13,746 --> 01:12:18,709 I hear you pappy but I can't quite reach you. 973 01:12:44,235 --> 01:12:45,945 Oh my god, my back. 974 01:12:56,998 --> 01:12:58,249 Keep up with him. 975 01:12:58,249 --> 01:12:59,625 I hesitate to bring this to your 976 01:12:59,625 --> 01:13:01,836 attention Sheriff but couldn't this vehicle 977 01:13:01,836 --> 01:13:04,171 contain an illegal number of passengers? 978 01:13:04,171 --> 01:13:06,299 What's so goddamn funny, come on now. 979 01:13:06,299 --> 01:13:09,051 Pay attention to what you're doing. 980 01:13:09,051 --> 01:13:12,889 Hey, you wanna pay attention to what you're doing? 981 01:13:31,782 --> 01:13:32,617 We gotta get somebody up 982 01:13:32,617 --> 01:13:34,493 alongside so somebody can cut underneath 983 01:13:34,493 --> 01:13:36,579 and somebody can cut the son of a bitch off. 984 01:13:36,579 --> 01:13:37,747 Shit we got him now, 985 01:13:37,747 --> 01:13:38,789 there ain't no way off this road. 986 01:13:39,749 --> 01:13:42,293 Looks like he's moving pretty fast to me. 987 01:13:43,169 --> 01:13:45,755 I hope I don't see any oncoming traffic. 988 01:13:49,383 --> 01:13:53,346 That boy is in big trouble, I'll tell ya that. 989 01:14:00,853 --> 01:14:02,146 I've got news for you, when this is over, 990 01:14:02,146 --> 01:14:05,566 I'm gonna have a whole bunch of new Deputies, a whole bunch. 991 01:14:08,736 --> 01:14:10,321 Who are you racing with, him or me? 992 01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:12,365 Oh, I shouldn't have had that last beer. 993 01:14:12,365 --> 01:14:13,741 I wish I'd had another one. 994 01:14:13,741 --> 01:14:15,493 I wish you'd get your 995 01:14:15,493 --> 01:14:16,994 beer can out from under my feet. 996 01:14:16,994 --> 01:14:20,289 It's stuck. 997 01:14:29,966 --> 01:14:32,176 Let me give you some advice. 998 01:14:32,176 --> 01:14:34,345 Boy, you ain't got a double-D-goddamn chance 999 01:14:34,345 --> 01:14:36,222 against these old boys, why don't you just give up? 1000 01:14:36,222 --> 01:14:37,390 Ask my father. 1001 01:14:37,390 --> 01:14:40,559 What in holy hollerin' hell he got to do with it? 1002 01:14:40,559 --> 01:14:43,604 Oh nothing, he just wants to send me to jail for life, 1003 01:14:43,604 --> 01:14:47,358 fine me a million dollars and feed my guts to the cats. 1004 01:14:47,358 --> 01:14:49,568 Oh, he wouldn't do that. 1005 01:14:49,568 --> 01:14:50,736 No, I'll eat 'em myself. 1006 01:15:00,454 --> 01:15:03,499 - All right, you boys keep... - Goddamn kid. 1007 01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:05,459 Okay, I think you got him now. 1008 01:15:05,459 --> 01:15:07,253 Now you just do what I say. 1009 01:15:07,253 --> 01:15:08,963 Hey yeah, here he comes. 1010 01:15:08,963 --> 01:15:11,340 Just stay in there next to the birch. 1011 01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:12,258 Go ahead. 1012 01:15:12,258 --> 01:15:13,509 Won't he try and go high 1013 01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:15,511 and nick under me when I come out of it? 1014 01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:18,806 Oh shit no boy, he ain't got the poop. 1015 01:15:23,436 --> 01:15:24,395 Thanks a heap. 1016 01:15:26,981 --> 01:15:29,025 Wait. 1017 01:15:29,025 --> 01:15:30,276 Put it in reverse. 1018 01:15:31,944 --> 01:15:33,487 Did you see that? 1019 01:15:33,487 --> 01:15:35,072 Shit, this is really bad. 1020 01:15:35,072 --> 01:15:38,034 By god, did you see that? 1021 01:15:41,454 --> 01:15:43,247 Oh no, no. 1022 01:15:44,623 --> 01:15:45,416 Oh no. 1023 01:15:50,755 --> 01:15:53,340 Woo, that feels good. 1024 01:15:53,340 --> 01:15:55,760 Hoover, hear me now, the only reason you won't 1025 01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:58,804 give yourself up is 'cause you're scared of me. 1026 01:15:58,804 --> 01:16:01,223 No, just what you said you were gonna to do me. 1027 01:16:01,223 --> 01:16:04,226 Oh Jesus Christ, don't you have any guts? 1028 01:16:04,226 --> 01:16:06,479 Yeah and I wanna keep 'em. 1029 01:16:09,648 --> 01:16:11,442 So much goddamn water. 1030 01:16:48,229 --> 01:16:49,355 Where's he going? 1031 01:16:49,355 --> 01:16:51,690 Don't go up there, son. 1032 01:16:51,690 --> 01:16:53,859 - Mabel can't make it. - She's trying. 1033 01:16:55,236 --> 01:16:56,028 Have a beer. 1034 01:17:11,252 --> 01:17:13,921 Watch that curve, watch that curve. 1035 01:17:27,726 --> 01:17:29,728 Where the hell do they think they're going? 1036 01:17:29,728 --> 01:17:32,064 This is so bitching. 1037 01:17:32,064 --> 01:17:34,567 Hey kid take it easy, they think they're coming on us. 1038 01:17:34,567 --> 01:17:37,278 You can always get out. 1039 01:17:37,278 --> 01:17:38,988 We'll get 'em scared shit less. 1040 01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:41,532 Yeah, he's gonna kill himself and us too. 1041 01:17:41,532 --> 01:17:43,909 Hoover, this is your father speaking 1042 01:17:43,909 --> 01:17:46,245 in the capacity of the Sheriff. 1043 01:17:46,245 --> 01:17:48,706 ♪ I shot the Sheriff ♪ 1044 01:17:48,706 --> 01:17:50,416 I'm all ears. 1045 01:17:50,416 --> 01:17:52,918 We're gonna have you boxed in in just a minute. 1046 01:17:52,918 --> 01:17:54,837 Now it's gonna hit the fan and you better give 1047 01:17:54,837 --> 01:17:58,716 yourself up now and make it easier on yourself. 1048 01:18:00,551 --> 01:18:04,305 - What about the kids? - You're stalling. 1049 01:18:04,305 --> 01:18:05,764 What about Darlene? 1050 01:18:05,764 --> 01:18:07,850 Oh for Christ's sake, what have you done to her? 1051 01:18:07,850 --> 01:18:09,727 Nothing you didn't teach me, dad. 1052 01:18:22,114 --> 01:18:23,991 - Oh god. - Right there! 1053 01:18:27,203 --> 01:18:27,995 They got us. 1054 01:18:29,914 --> 01:18:30,748 Well go over the cliff. 1055 01:18:30,748 --> 01:18:32,583 Just slow 'em down and stop 'em. 1056 01:18:32,583 --> 01:18:35,002 - We'd probably get killed. - I thought you loved me. 1057 01:18:35,002 --> 01:18:36,712 - You wanna give 'em a ticket? - No. 1058 01:18:36,712 --> 01:18:37,880 I want to give you a concussion. 1059 01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:38,714 You mean if I love you, I'll go over 1060 01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:40,799 the cliff and make sure you don't get killed? 1061 01:18:42,593 --> 01:18:43,469 Well do you think you can do it? 1062 01:18:43,469 --> 01:18:45,971 - You're not stopping. - No, I'm holy. 1063 01:18:45,971 --> 01:18:47,723 Well I guess if you don't get killed, 1064 01:18:47,723 --> 01:18:49,475 we won't, will we bud? 1065 01:18:49,475 --> 01:18:51,143 Ah Shit. 1066 01:18:51,143 --> 01:18:52,353 Get out the car. 1067 01:18:53,938 --> 01:18:56,148 - Hang onto your hat. - I haven't got a hat. 1068 01:18:56,148 --> 01:18:58,484 Well hang onto something. 1069 01:19:00,653 --> 01:19:03,697 Oh Jesus Christ, that'll kill them. 1070 01:19:08,327 --> 01:19:09,286 All right. 1071 01:19:10,871 --> 01:19:11,664 All right. 1072 01:20:13,058 --> 01:20:15,060 Oh no, no. 1073 01:20:26,530 --> 01:20:27,906 Yahoo! 1074 01:20:28,991 --> 01:20:29,783 Ha ha! 1075 01:20:41,420 --> 01:20:42,921 My god, I killed 'em. 1076 01:20:54,808 --> 01:20:56,602 All right, Hoover. 1077 01:20:56,602 --> 01:20:57,561 Let's talk. 1078 01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:00,064 Get your boot out of my face. 1079 01:21:02,858 --> 01:21:03,692 What's the deal? 1080 01:21:05,486 --> 01:21:07,071 I don't know. 1081 01:21:07,071 --> 01:21:10,074 Say two years and 80% of your salary 1082 01:21:11,116 --> 01:21:14,036 until everything is paid for. 1083 01:21:18,665 --> 01:21:21,251 Okay Mabel, let's see if you still got it. 1084 01:21:26,382 --> 01:21:31,428 Oh no, not again. 1085 01:21:31,428 --> 01:21:35,307 Come on, gimme a push with that car. 1086 01:21:35,307 --> 01:21:37,643 All right son, this is my final offer. 1087 01:21:37,643 --> 01:21:40,687 Probation and 30% of your salary. 1088 01:21:40,687 --> 01:21:44,691 If I tried to do any more than that, I'd have to resign. 1089 01:21:44,691 --> 01:21:46,985 Oh, you'll have to resign anyway Harry. 1090 01:21:46,985 --> 01:21:50,280 - Yeah, the jig's up. - Oh yeah, you're finished. 1091 01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:52,491 - Shut up, will ya? - 30% of what? 1092 01:21:52,491 --> 01:21:54,368 Yeah, who'd give that punk a job? 1093 01:21:54,368 --> 01:21:55,994 - I wouldn't. - That's it shithead. 1094 01:21:55,994 --> 01:21:58,205 - You're fired. - You can't fire us. 1095 01:21:58,205 --> 01:21:58,997 - We quit. - We quit. 1096 01:21:59,998 --> 01:22:02,209 Shoot Sheriff, the kid's won. 1097 01:22:02,209 --> 01:22:03,794 He could get a ride on any Double-D- 1098 01:22:03,794 --> 01:22:06,046 goddamn short track in the country. 1099 01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:25,232 Is the ride over? 1100 01:22:27,025 --> 01:22:28,360 That's up to you. 1101 01:22:38,704 --> 01:22:40,456 Where are you going? 1102 01:22:40,456 --> 01:22:41,665 Come back here. 1103 01:22:45,169 --> 01:22:45,961 Hoover!'! 1104 01:22:47,004 --> 01:22:48,547 Hey, you made it. 1105 01:22:49,590 --> 01:22:51,550 Where are they going? 1106 01:22:51,550 --> 01:22:54,595 No, no, where are they going? 1107 01:22:54,595 --> 01:22:56,930 Stay right here, you hear me? 1108 01:22:56,930 --> 01:22:57,723 Stay here. 1109 01:22:58,932 --> 01:23:00,642 Do not go over there. 1110 01:24:24,101 --> 01:24:25,477 - Not bad. - Yeah. 1111 01:24:30,065 --> 01:24:31,400 It looks different at night. 1112 01:24:32,401 --> 01:24:33,944 Spooky. 1113 01:24:33,944 --> 01:24:34,736 Yeah. 1114 01:24:36,863 --> 01:24:38,699 Well it's supposed to be. 1115 01:24:38,699 --> 01:24:40,200 I mean it's Halloween you know. 1116 01:24:41,994 --> 01:24:42,786 Help me out. 1117 01:24:46,081 --> 01:24:47,833 Thanks Hoover, it was a trip. 1118 01:24:49,501 --> 01:24:50,294 Bye. 1119 01:24:54,256 --> 01:24:56,842 Hey you know, I'm letting it grow. 1120 01:24:56,842 --> 01:24:58,260 - What? - My hair. 1121 01:24:58,260 --> 01:25:00,262 It's getting longer already, I can feel it. 1122 01:25:00,262 --> 01:25:02,556 - You shouldn't bother. - Why not? 1123 01:25:04,391 --> 01:25:07,144 Like you said Hoover, the ride's over. 1124 01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:11,273 Goodnight. 1125 01:25:17,404 --> 01:25:19,865 It wasn't me at all, was it? 1126 01:25:39,509 --> 01:25:40,385 It was just 1127 01:25:41,386 --> 01:25:42,179 the car. 1128 01:25:43,639 --> 01:25:44,431 Boy. 1129 01:25:48,685 --> 01:25:51,772 Now that ain't no way to treat a lady. 1130 01:25:52,981 --> 01:25:53,774 Get in. 1131 01:25:56,318 --> 01:25:57,569 This side, boy. 1132 01:26:10,248 --> 01:26:11,792 Well, start her up. 1133 01:26:19,299 --> 01:26:21,426 Take her out on the track.